On Penises in Artwork

I feel like a lot of current younger artists do all this vulgar work. Some of it is witty, most of it evokes a disturbing sort of sickening feeling. Maybe they do it to push the boundaries, and they all seem to think it's new, but it's not.

Penises, vaginas, and butt holes have been around for "HELLA DAYS." Butt plugs may be a little more recent.

But eventually, we all have to do something more than this expression of reaching beyond boundaries. We have to do something more with penises and vaginas and the like. I say FUCK EM in the sense that once we've exploited them enough, hopefully by that point we'll have learned something from the whole experience as an exploiter, as this sardonic, smartass, blithering moron who thinks he's a real punk and hates society.

I say use the penis, don't abuse it.

:3

So like... this alien that raised me in the Australian wilderness is really upset that I say "I" a lot on my blog, therefore revealing my true identity. It gave me some pretty valid guidance on how I should change my ways.

The secret is that since you never know who is stalking you on the Internet, since you can never believe anything on the Internet [which is a subset of real life; something along the lines of "virtual reality"], and since you can never trust anyone [not even your parents probably], you ALSO have to lie on the Internet! 

You must conform and contribute to all fallacies and falsities! True, it may be at the point where you can't tell the difference between TRUE and FALSE, TROLL and... LOL? Really, even if you tell the truth at this point, everyone will think you're lying. REGARDLESS, you must lie. Do it in real life, too, so that no one can ever figure out your weaknesses and who you really are. SO THAT NOTHING CAN HARM YOU because, as we all know, having no identity means you can be a high-skilled government assassin and BLOW. SHIT. UP. 

This is my contribution to the Internetz.

:3

Also, new layout because blogger updated their generic design templates. fart.

Also, fyi, I want to be a children's book illustrator. Perfect, I know. :3

This is where I will begin.

This blog will be where I post my drawings, paintings, sketches, and whatever artsy stuff I do... so that I won't have to post stuff on... deviant AAHHHHHRRT. I like to pretend to be really pretentious, which means that I AM REALLY PRETENTIOUS. AHHHH!!!!!

Here are some older to recent pieces I've done [goddammit what is this, i miss html]: